What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?